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banboty
المشاركة Dec 6 2007, 11:12 AM
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اذا اطلعت و قرات هذه الحوار هتتأكد من حاجتين

اول حاجة , انه اول ممكن يحصل عادي جدا و في اماكن كثيرة في مصر بتتعامل مع الاجانب
و تانى حاجة ترسيخ و تاكيد الفهلوة و المفهومية المصرية و فتح الصدر و منطق من قال لا اعلم فهو حمار

و طبعا مدقش على الاسبيلينج لانه مقصود ممن نقل او افتكس الحوار

• Reporter: Hi
• Egyptian: Wa 3alaykom el salam ya ootta

• Reporter:Do u speak English
• Egyptian:Berfect.

• Reporter:Do u mind if i interview you
• Egyptian: No, I dont have a mind

• Reporter: What's your name
• Egyptian: Taha

• Reporter: Sex
wub.gif Taha: love it

• Reporter: Oh no, I meant male or female
1108277416.gif Taha (yelling): what do u sink

• Reporter:It's just for the sake of the report.. never mind...male
• Taha: yas male... And i can brove it any time u want
Reporter: No,thanks, I'll take u for ur word...so.. how do u find life here in egypt Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry ..nice wezar ..nice food ..byramidz
• Reporter:Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country
• Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food

• Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do
• Taha: I am very well ,sank u

• Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job
• Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastabahnas..do u have (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice *A job is as you might conclude is hash!

• Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK
• Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
• Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt

• Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3

• Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt
• Taha:I do not undurstand what u say

• Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt

• Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
• Reporter: So do u make a lot of money
• Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena "gas station" man..they take any money"true"

• Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do you have a lot of
• money
• Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah "thank God

• Reporter:Then where does all the money go
• Taha: Guvurment

• Reporter:And what does the government do with the money
• Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way!

• Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote
• Taha:What duz zat mean

• Reporter:Do u choose your president
n12.gif Taha:Mubarak

• Reporter:yes
• Taha(nervously): I didnt give my voice..but if I was.. I will give him my voice

• Reporter:Why him
• Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

• Reporter:But there are no wars right now
• Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
• Reporter:what about the last 26 years
• Taha:I got marry..and have Ahlam and Amira..and drive taxi

• Reporter:No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
• Taha:He build circle street,mehwar street and make all streets one way

• Reporter:Thank you very much for your time Mr. Taha
• Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds

• Reporter:I never said I will pay u for this

• Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head "get high

mad.gif Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
• Taha:ok ok


طبعا جه على بريدي


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و الشعب تحت الارض خايف يتسجن .
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أحمد باشــا
المشاركة Dec 6 2007, 03:55 PM
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و هو الدائري و المحور دول شويه .......دي أنجازات يا عالم

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المشاركة Dec 6 2007, 04:12 PM
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إقتباس(banboty @ 6 Dec 2007, 11:12 AM) *
• Reporter:what about the last 26 years
• Taha:I got marry..and have Ahlam and Amira..and drive taxi



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